Massachusetts Temperature Conversion Chart
60° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Massachusetts sunbathe.
50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in Massachusetts plant gardens.
40° F: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Massachusetts drive with the windows down.
32° F: Distilled water freezes. The water at the Quabbin Reservoir gets thicker.
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats. People in Massachusetts throw on a flannel shirt.
15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Massachusetts have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0° F: All the people in Miami die. In Massachusetts they close the windows.
10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in Massachusetts are selling cookies door to door.
25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. People in Massachusetts get out their winter coats.
40° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Massachusetts let the dogs sleep indoors.
100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Massachusetts get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs."
460° below zero: Absolute zero on the Kelvin scale - all atomic motion stops. People in Massachusetts start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"
500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series.
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