Red Sox Fan Enjoys Scaring Yankee Fans

A Red Sox fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Yankee fan he saw strutting down the street in that obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them.

One day, while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going Father?"

"I'm going to say mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!"

The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and they continued down the road.

Suddenly, just up ahead the driver saw a Yankee fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back just in time to miss.

Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud "THUD."

Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirror but still didn't see anything.

He then remembered the priest, and he turned and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankee fan."

"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."